Let’s rock, J2EE!

http://tap.javalobby.org/javaee5.mp3

One, two, three, four, five
There’s a technology I use day and night
For my application with a web frontend
They told me to use .Net
But I really don´t wanna

So many bugs I fixed last week.
My code is neat and talk is a cheap
I like Glassfish, JSF, persistence API
And as I continue you know they´re gettin´ sweeter

So what can I do I really beg you my Lord
To me codin’ it´s just like a sport
All the bad code from the past, let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of injection in my life
A little bit of persistence by my side
A little bit of NetBeans is all I need
A little bit of EJB’s what I see
A little bit of standards in the sun
A little bit of XML all night long
A little bit web services here I am
A little bit of code makes me real man

This is Java EE 5!

Jump up and down and move your code around
Shake your head to the sound bury bad code under ground
Move one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Refactor it once and refactor it twice
If it looks like this you’re doin´ it right

A little bit of injection in my life
A little bit of persistence by my side
A little bit of NetBeans is all I need
A little bit of EJB’s is what I see
A little bit of standards in the sun
A little bit of XML all night long
A little bit web services here I am
A little bit of code makes me real man

This is Java EE 5!

How IT Projects Really Work

同一個IT project, 不同人的期望。似乎沒有共識是意料之內。
IT project從來就是一個神話、一個美麗的誤會、一個充滿幻想的平台。 ;)

Top Ten Tips to become a Rock Star Programmer

  1. Do development on a fast computer
  2. Use a big TFT screen
  3. Learn your IDE
  4. Don’t learn APIs too well
  5. Write smart cool compressed code constructs
  6. Read books
  7. Go back and enhance your old code
  8. Eat your own shit!
  9. Don’t ask people for advice
  10. Do micro benchmarks

http://www.javalobby.org/java/forums/t65399.html

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